I would like to extend an apology to the poor soul who gives birth this coming Tuesday October 17th to America’s 300,000,000th baby. The media WILL hunt you down and put you on a nationwide media circus. Manufacturers of every conceivable baby product will flood you with their wares praying like crazy to extract even a penny of PR value out of it. Here at gDiapers of course, we know you’ll choose the ultimate diapering machine, BM…no, no gDiapers. No need to ship you cases of the stuff because we KNOW you will naturally select the Toyota Prius of diapers.
And if you don’t, we WILL hunt you down and…well, you know how it goes…
Apologies in advance
the early years 